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Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Our Trip to TX
We just went to a great burger place. had some of the best burgers that i have ever tasted. TX is a great place. The people here are true Southerners. :-D I have yet to drink their tea, but most likely it will be AMAZING.
Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog. In California:
#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural. #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it. #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases. #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged. #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals. #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness"program for residents of the area. #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease. #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene. #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent. #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
Texas:#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a.45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote. Why is California broke????
Hi Sweetie! Glad all is going well!
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ReplyDeleteGovernor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog. In California:
#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness"program for residents of the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
Texas:#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a.45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote. Why is California broke????
lol, to funy
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